I have a 96 dodge caravan with 77 million miles on it, or nearly. It runs fine, but its onboard computer says it fails state inspection. Something about a transmission solenoid. Something my mechanic says is not even worth diagnosing. It has lots of little things wrong with it, like no A/C, no radio, and bad window seals so that rain water comes in on the passengers feet. The blue book value is $0.
If you want it I do believe it's yours.
ETA: I eventually had the van disposed of by professionals who dispose of such items. Say this only because, oddly, in 2009 I'm getting strangers replying to this thread asking if the van is still available. WTF? THE VAN IS GONE.